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uptomyhips:

“Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on. When I was your age you could just be like ‘ah well he probably tried to call me but my line was busy’ and just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep”


(via uptomyhips)
gotemcoach:

“If I had my choice, Lamar would be a Laker for life.”
- Derek Fisher
Lamar comes home, tonight.
@gotem_coach


UGH

gotemcoach:

“If I had my choice, Lamar would be a Laker for life.”

- Derek Fisher

Lamar comes home, tonight.

@gotem_coach

UGH
(via gotemcoach)

"No one is going to toot your horn if you can’t do it yourself"

~ Greek
Floyd? He just gets me.

30 Rock, 1x19 Corporate Crush

"Yes, you parents must be patient, because it is indeed a grim job market out there. One of the reasons it’s so tough finding work is that aging baby boomers refuse to leave their jobs. TRUST ME ON THIS. Even when they promise you for 5 years they are going to leave and say it on television, and then you can go on youtube right now and watch the guy do it, there is no guarantee they won’t come back. Of course I’m speaking generally."


(via ifeltforsurelastnight)

“He told me he liked me and I’m going to go make out with him on his face”

I loved this family.

I loved this family.


(via cellarghosts)
takelotswithalcohol:

Where do I sign up?

takelotswithalcohol:

Where do I sign up?

(Source: jellopoop)


(via cellarghosts)

“I don’t feel it’s okay if nobody understands me. I’ve got people I want to understand and be understood by. But aside from those few, well, I figure it’s kind of hopeless.”

fuckyeahalwayssunny: seaghost

“Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on. When I was your age you could just be like ‘ah well he probably tried to call me but my line was busy’ and just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep”

flickflickflicker: commanderspock: rowanboat: monroeville
heckyesmatthewgoode: becomingeorge:

Jim: What I mean is, he really just lives in the moment. Like now. What could be better than this? Tucked up here with you. If I died right now it’d be okay.
George: Well, it wouldn’t be okay with me so shut up and go change that record.
Jim: Good answer.

heckyesmatthewgoode: becomingeorge:

Jim: What I mean is, he really just lives in the moment. Like now. What could be better than this? Tucked up here with you. If I died right now it’d be okay.

George: Well, it wouldn’t be okay with me so shut up and go change that record.

Jim: Good answer.

allnightlong: fuckyeahsubs