Rise to the level of your incompetence.
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Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top.
(Source: peterparkour)
“Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on. When I was your age you could just be like ‘ah well he probably tried to call me but my line was busy’ and just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep”
(via uptomyhips)
Aha! The only reason you would reject that offer is if you had a secret boyfriend!
(Source: thementaliz)
